Brad Pitt: (Not) Reaching Out to Jennifer Aniston!

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It's hard to fathom a celeb news story with a longer shelf life will ever come along, and in recent years we've seen John Edwards knock up Rielle Hunter, Michael Jackson pass away, Tiger Woods completely implode and Britney Spears go bat$h!t insane.

All stories that have piqued lasting interest, yes. None of those topics will likely be emblazoned across supermarket tabloid covers years later, however.

For Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, their place in celebrity gossip history is assured. Here are a couple of gems from this past week ...

  • The Truth!!!!
  • Reaching Out to Jen

TOTALLY TRUE: If NW and OK say so ...

According to OK, Brad recently reached out to Jen on the 10th anniversary of their wedding. We'd already heard Jen's stealing Brad Pitt - this confirms it!

Meanwhile, over in NW, whatever that is, we finally learn THE TRUTH about Brangelina. Considering none of what they say is true, that's an ironic headline.

Hey, at least these publications are making up new stuff. Just last month, a certain magazine actually rehashed the original Angelina hijacking of Brad.

If Angelina and Brad actually split, would we even believe it? Would we assume Jennifer Aniston were somehow involved? Would OK! wet itself with joy?

We may never know.

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I think they all (Especially ANGELINA)... I mean Jennifer is and always ... From the looks of things ... Will be more mature than Angie or her no good husband ... Worthless ass dude... And did him and Jennifer have a baby together? If so wtf she cant get mad thats babymomma drama for ya... If u didnt want the rathe u should have stayed on the porch?

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Jenifer Aniston dating her friend ex now. But they hidding.I think Jen broke his family. Jen is homewrecker

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BIG LIAR. JEN NOW IS HIDING DATING BEST FRIEND HUSBAND

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I don't find it hard to believe that they have many many issues. The way they got together was underbellied and sleazy. She's a known nut job, and he's a dumbass who basically copies the style of whatever girl he's with. It was only a matter of time before they started sloping. And believe me, they're definitely losing it.

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Wish the best for Jennifer! I hope she finds true love and takes a break to the smell the roses.