Already under investigation for sexually assaulting Molly Hagerty, Al Gore is now the subject of complaints from two more masseuses who say he groped them.
According to the National Enquirer, the former Vice President wanted more than a spa day at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills, where he attended the 2007 Oscars.
If you know what we mean!
The other episode allegedly took place in 2008 at a hotel in Tokyo. A hotel source reportedly told the Enquirer about what happened when they were alone.
"Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her," said the source. Then, according to the report, Gore pointed south and said "Take care of this."
That's probably the funniest quote of all time, real or otherwise.
Are any of Al Gore's sexual assault accusers to be believed?
The former presidential candidate has denied any wrongdoing, and regarding Hagerty, questions have already been raised about the Enquirer paying her to talk.
Yet despite its low-brow reputation, the tabloid has blown the lid off the Tiger Woods and John Edwards sex scandals, the latter earning Pulitzer consideration.
It also bears mentioning that the police investigation into Gore's conduct in the Hagerty case, dating back to 2006, is now back on. So something could be up.
All of this has come to light after Al and Tipper Gore split in early June after 40 years of marriage. For her part, she has defended him against Hagerty's claim.
As for the two new accusers, their identities are under wraps, at least for the time being. We'll see how long it takes for the Enquirer to pay for more details.