Tila Tequila Fakes Suicide, Incurs Wrath of Police, Needs MAJOR Help

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Tila Tequila needs significant professional help - and, no, Dr. Drew Pinsky won't cut it.

The troubled D-lister took to her blog Friday night and posted a video of her bloody arm, allegedly sliced open at the wrist by one of her multiple personalities named "Jane."

Wrote Tila: "I don't know what happened. People don't believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil!

She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! Both nightstands, the bed lights, all of the surround sound system, my tv boxes and there's glass everywhere. There's even chunks  of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! My arm meet from inside is starting to bubble up and seep through the cuts. This is so f***ed up.

Now that I'm awake, she just left but I have no recollection of what happened to me. I'm just crying right now hiding in my toilet...my entire room is in shambles. All the new furniture is broken and glass all over the bed. I don't know what's happening!"

Tila Arm

This incident caused cops from the North Hollywood Police Station to conduct a “welfare check” on Tequila on Saturday.

They found her at home, utterly confounded over why anyone phoned the authorities with concern over her well-being.

“Peace out u ignorant f---. Not my #TilaArmy but whomever said I'm commiting suicide! F--- OFF! Why would I??? I got mad $$$ & LOVE! STFU,” Tila Tweeted soon after the police left.

They are considering charges against Tequila for pulling such a stunt and wasting their time. But one thing is for certain: Either Tila truly suffers from multiple personality disorder; or she faked suicide to get attention.

The same conclusion can be drawn from either belief (and from this outfit): she needs MAJOR help.

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tila needs to stop being such a whore all the time...she has no self respect...grow up fool!!

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Dude she needs mental help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is there still anything being published of her it only glorifies her ideals too much news is not really a good thing sometimes this is like a child having a tantrum the more you pay attention the longer it lasts

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Family? They are probably embarrassed-I would too!!She needs mental help STAT!! Getting off the pills and booze would be a good start.

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This little gal needs help ASAP! No family to help her???

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila
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