Tila Tequila Signs Up for Celebrity Rehab

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Tila Tequila is in need of serious help.

Unfortunately, she's signed up for phony help.

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The troubled celebrity, whose only claim to fame these days is to dress like a skanky moron, has signed on for the next addition of VH1's Celebrity Rehab. There are just two problems:

  1. As TMZ reports, the show is having difficulty finding other stars for the new season and there may not be one.
  2. Celebrity Rehab is run by Dr. Drew Pinsky, a man interested in making money off the problems of D-listers, not actually helping them solve anything.

For now, Tila simply awaits word on whether or not VH1 will air the show again.

Until then, she'll probably lie about being pregnant again and definitely f-ck a DJ or two.

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YOUR THE CRAZY ONE!! YOU NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET AND IT IS OVER DR. DREW'S HEAD!

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Youre crazy for thinking Dr. Drew in this just for the moeny, dudes legit.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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