Sarah Palin has not had a boob job, thankyouverymuch.
"No, I have not had implants," she said in an interview with FOX News host Greta Van Susteren, who asked the former governor of Alaska point-blank about it.
Speculation she's had breast implants surfaced last week when pictures surfaced showing the former V.P. candidate looking, um, more voluptuous than usual.
Naturally, this being Sarah Palin, who would never squander a chance to bash the "gotcha" media, she personally addressed the Sarah Palin boob job rumors Saturday.
"A report like that is about as truthful and real as reports that Todd and I are divorcing, that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my child."
Must have just been the angle, or wardrobe selection.
Calling celebrity gossip about her chest size "Boob-gate," Palin attributed the rumors to "bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about."
"I think some of those folks, too, they need to perhaps grab a shovel, go down to the Gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something."
Oh come on. We can't contribute time and money to worthwhile causes and gossip about her possible plastic surgery? They're not mutually exclusive!
The former Alaska Governor and current professional celebrity said the speculation about her chest will make her second guess her wardrobe choices now.
"To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance, it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear."
"I want them to hear what it is that I'm saying, [not] look at an area that I don't need them to look at. It ends up wasting time and that's unfortunate."
Indeed. But it's entertaining!