Danielle Staub Sings, Ear Drums Across the Globe Bleed

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Danielle Staub is intent on destroying all our senses.

First, this Real Housewife of New Jersey ruined our eye sight forever by starring in a sex tape.

Now, the nauseating reality star is taking aim at our hearing, as she appeared on last night's Watch What Happens Live on Bravo and actually sung. The single is titled "Real Close" and, be warned, the time it takes to get through is something you'll never get back...

Only one question now remains. Which song is worse: This, LuAnn de Lesseps' “Money Can’t Buy You Class” or Kim Zolciak’s "Tardy for the Party?"

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I don't know about you all but I think that all of you that thinks that crazy, fake, nutcase can sing? Lets just say your tonedeaf. I've heard better sounds comeing out of my pet frog! LOVE and LIGHT FRUITCAKE

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Well even though i think danielle is completely nuts I have to say i was shocked at how beautiful the song was i thought it would be as stupid as Luanns hers is the worst song ive ever heard.

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Well, I hate to admit it but...although I like Danielle the least, she and Gretchen are the best singers of the 4. I rate in this order: 1. Danielle Staub 2. Gretchen Rossi 3. LuAnn de Lesseps 4. Kim Zolciak.

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She sounded like a drunk at a karaoke bar. Pick a profession Danielle. Preferably one you're good at it. Porn star, Singer, Wannabe model, a housewife without a husband?

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She sounded like she was at a karaoke bar. Pick a profession, singer, porn star, wanna be model, a housewife without a husband?

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DANIELLE IS A SKANK AND I AM NOT RELATED TO THE MANZOS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

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Danielle is not a SKANK, you people are Evil and I am sure you are all related to the Manzos.....

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It was a very nice song with a soothing voice and I really love it, no matter what you Bitches outhere say,, You have no idea of what this lady is going through, All the other houswifes of new jersey are all bitter and think they own the city......You keep on fighting Danielle

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The song isn't that bad but she's still a skank.

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well, this one is the lesser of the 3 evils.....(referring to the "real" houswives that are trying to "sing")....she is the skankiest (with Kim a close second)

Danielle Staub Biography

Danielle Staub Photo Danielle Staub is a cast member on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She's easily the most controversial contestant on the Bravo series.... More »
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