Joslyn James to Release Tiger Woods-Themed Porno

"I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you ... hold you down while I choke you and f*%k that a$$ that I own." - Tiger Woods

When producing a porn parody of her affair with the world's #1 golfer, Joslyn James needn't look further than his actual text messages for inspiration.

You knew it was coming ... on several levels.

Somehow, multiple press conferences coinciding with Tiger’s and strip club appearances held near his golfing events weren't enough for Joslyn James.

The adult film star is filming The 11th Hole, a porno based on the infamous “sexts” the golfer sent her, and named because she was his 11th mistress.

GET IN THE HOLE! Tiger Woods certainly has no problems in that regard.

This is a hilarious title for several reasons:

• The obvious double entendre
• No one would ever make the "11th" connection
• We actually have her listed as his 8th mistress

Anyway, “In sensual and graphic terms, viewers will learn the between-the-sheets story behind the texts Woods sent to James,” says Vivid Entertainment.

The only downside? It was filmed too early for "bulging disk" jokes.

Tiger Woods may have not apologized to Joslyn James for .... whatever it is she wants him to apologize for ... but we’re pretty sure he regrets nailing her.

It really is amazing that Tiger cheated ... and cheated with a porn star ... and texted her all sorts of nasty, dirty thoughts ... and was so dumb to not realize that getting caught would result in that porn star making a porn about the cheating.