Reaction to Tiger Woods' apology speech Friday has so far been mixed. Many fans, sponsors and sports broadcasters have praised the golfer; Many have not.
Joslyn James and Jamie Jungers have more things in common than alliterative names: Both 1. have been railed by Woods; 2. say his mea culpa was bogus.
As far as James is concerned, the porn star who alleges a three-year extramarital affair with Tiger said that his press conference was far from convincing.
Moreover, she feels she has been slandered. Really.
"I would be open to a telephone apology from Tiger," the star of Top Heavy 4 said, accompanied of course by lawyer Gloria Allred. "I did not deserve this."
"An apology should be meaningful, and I didn't hear none of that," she said. "He's so selfish; it's not about anybody but him. It didn't feel like it was real."
Joslyn James wants Tiger to learn his (dirty!) lesson!
While Allred repeatedly mentioned how much emotional distress Tiger caused Joslyn James, she said she was not planning to file suit against him. Phew!
Meanwhile, another notch on Tiger Woods' list of mistresses was holding a viewing party with reporters: Las Vegas blackjack dealer/model Jamie Jungers.
Let's just say she wasn't moved by the script either.
"That apology is crap," Jungers said. "He's making a sob story to make people sorry for him. I don't feel sorry for him. I’ve seen his emotions when his father died and this was different. I'm not going to call him a liar but... he's playing that card."
The Trashy Lingerie model wasn't done there.
"He's apologizing to these young kids... everybody but the women that were involved in the relationships," says Jungers. "It's hurtful. It's rude. He should have apologized to the mistresses, because we’re dealing with a lot of stuff too."
A poor Tiger mistress just can't get a break, it's true.
Jungers says her relationship with Woods was more than sexual, and she was hoping for Tiger to acknowledge that, although she is not surprised he didn't.
Poor home-wrecker Jamie Jungers wants an apology too!
"It's not one-night stands, it's relationships. When it's a relationship, you're intimate and you share feelings. He could have at least mentioned the women."
"I know he's trying to win his wife back," Jamie Jungers adds. "Of course he's not going to apologize to the women he slept with. It's what I expected."
As for whether Elin Woods should stick with Tiger?
"Once a cheater always a cheater," says Jungers. "Is Elin going to stay with him? I would say no, but I don't have kids with him. He has a lot to prove."
Lastly, regarding her haters, Jamie says, "I'm not a home-wrecking whore. If it was up to me I would have never done it in the first place, but I stupid."
"Of course feel guilty. I have a heart. But it was years ago. I shouldn't be the one to be blamed for it. He had lied to me about so many things."
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