THG Caption Contest: April 30

by at .

Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - as many as you like. We will announce the winner on Monday. Best of luck ... go to it:

Tags: , ,

Related Stories

    Comments (27 Total)

    New comments are disabled for "THG Caption Contest: April 30"

    Avatar
    Reply
    Samantha

    "Ellen, These products are amazing, not only can you stuff your bra with it to give you smothering cleavage, you can use it to wipe the plaque off your teeth so you will only have to brush every three days, like me!" *grins*

    Avatar
    Reply
    DAN

    Jessica: "IF YOU USE MY PRODUCTS, IT WILL TAKE USELESS BRAIN MATTER IN FILL UP YOUR BOOBS" Ellen: "FOR CLEVAGE LIKE THAT, ALL EAT THE WHOLE BASKET ! SO WHAT IF I WON'T BE ABLE TO SPELL BASKET "

    Avatar
    Reply
    Hannah

    I will give you all of these if you stop staring at my boobs.

    Avatar
    Reply
    nowingsnow

    Jessica: Sorry Ellen, if I am confusing you , but, "nowingsnow" and Nikki are one and the same person. She got so excited about my products she typed in the wrong name. Ellen: (Thinking to herself) Well I am happy someone is excited and impressed, because I am not!

    Avatar
    Reply
    Nikki

    Jessica: Well Ellen, now that I have explained everything to you about what is in this basket, what do you think? Ellen: (Thinking to herself) I am thinking, this is not how Oprah stayed "number one" on tv for all these years, once she retires, I will definitely need better "topics" or I am history!!