Paulina Porizkova is on record: she hates the new boobs of Heidi Montag and Kate Hudson.
What does this former super model and current attention monger think of Teresa Giudice's recently-enhanced chest? Probably nothing, seeing how low down on the celebrity totem pole this Real Housewife of New Jersey ranks.
But Giudice is trying to change that. She's featured in the latest issue of Steppin Out and tells the classy magazine she's "more confident" about her post-surgery body.
"I did it just for me," says Giudice. "My husband still loved me with my little boobies... We were married for nine years when I got them done. He still loved me the way I was... [Now] I feel so much sexier. Way sexier!"
The reality star returns to Bravo on May 3 when The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres its second season. She says viewers will see a "much more sexual" individual, one whose sex life is "even better" than before.
Might they also soon see a much more naked Teresa in the pages of Playboy? Following her critique of Bethenny Frankel in that publication, this seems like a strong, nauseating possibility.