Paulina Porizkova was a famed supermodel in the '80s, and did it all naturally. She's got some strong opinions on the surgical enhancements of today's stars.
Kate Hudson, Heidi Montag and even Madonna have drawn criticism from Porizkova, who says she was "heartbroken" by before-and-after images of them.
Most recently, it was the controversial Kate Hudson breast implants that sparked Paulina's pointed critique, even if it's unclear whether she even got any.
"The before: an amazingly fit, gorgeous, small-breasted young woman in a to-die-for red bikini; in the other, a blond starlet sipping a latte," she writes.
"The cup size was undeniably different."
"If big boobs make her happier, then more power to her," she continues. But it's "so much a sign of our times, and one that truly saddens me," she adds.
Kate Hudson is being compared to Heidi Montag. [Photos: Fame]
"I used to use [Hudson] as an example of the perfect beauty with a small chest. Now, with her new boobs, she just looks like any California blond actress."
"Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself."
Praising "elegant, feline sexiness" of classic movie stars / models Twiggy and Audrey Hepburn, Porizkova also slammed Heidi Montag's plastic surgery.
"Comparing these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag is like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float."
Not the words we would have chosen, but that sounds pretty harsh! Someone can expect to be summarily bashed by Spencer Pratt on Twitter today.
Even Madonna earned a rebuke from Paulina: "Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well shaped, and somewhat hairy girl ended as a cool Nordic blonde. She is starting to sort of melt away into the stew."
Pretty much sums it up.