Jersey Shore Cast Off to Destroy Somewhere Else

Jersey Shore Season Two is ready for takeoff.

Literally. MTV has instructed their rag tag band of juiced up meatheads and mediocre skanks to pack their stuff and prepare to defame an unnamed new city.

Camera crews will apparently start paying visits to the homes of Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Jwoww, and Sammi this coming weekend.

The network is attempting to get footage of them all as they attempt to cram tanning beds, industrial strength cans of gel and Ed Hardy shirts into carry-ons.

WARNING: These people may be headed to a beach near you. Pack now.

The Jersey Shore cast is supposed to fly out to Season 2's mystery location some time next week ... where will they be creepin' on, exactly? It's a bit unclear.

All indications are that it will be Miami's South Beach, which is really the only logical destination, although this has not officially been confirmed by the network.

We could see that ... unlike, say, Jersey Shore: Cape Cod.

Also no word yet on whether Angelina Pivarnick made the cut and was asked to come along, or if anyone besides us even knows who Angelina Pivarnick is.