Tila Tequila Threatens Haitian Orphans with Adoption

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The people of Haiti really need your help.

Because thousands of homes have been destroyed and countless lives lost? Yes, absolutely. But even more so for this season:

Tila Tequila is threatening to adopt a few orphans from this ravaged country!

On multiple Twitter* posts last night, Tila made her frightening plans public:

  • I will adop 2 children from HAITI....I'm going to try to do that ASAP! Those poor babies ! Mommy is coming to rescue u my Angels! xoxox.
  • I am going to have 2 biological babies of my own, then adopt 3 other babies who need a home! TILA FOR PRESIDENT!!!! For real.

Sorry, Tila, but Barack Obama's approval ratings aren't that low.

Give Me Attention!

As for rumored baby daddy The Game, Tequila continues to have harsh words for the man that definitely did not impregnate her. She told Radar Online:

"You know damn straight everything you said... is a lie! Why would you do that? But I don’t even care.

"Just wait nine months for my paternity test. I’m not worried about it. Game has nine months to live out all of his fun lies. Live it up baby! Nine months from now, it’s the big paternity test day! Now that doesn’t lie, unlike you, sir."

* Tila has since gone all Miley Cyrus on us and deleted her Twitter account. For what reason? Only she can explain:

"Twitter, by FAR as THE MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED! TWITTER IS BAD."

Hear that, MySpace? The challenge has been laid out!

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lmao, I love the titles of some of these blogs.

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This headline is too funny!

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I THINK SHE CANT, IS INAPROPIATED

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SHE CAN NOT ADOPT A BABY FROM HAITI. YOU GOT TO BE MENTAL STABLE IN ORDER TO DO SO....TILA IS MENTALLY ILL. ESTA LOCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I feel so saddened when I read about this poor lost little girl, who has named herself after a toxic beverage (no offense tequila). I think people should stop hating, and start being concerned. Perhaps we as a society should stop focusing on such sad individuals, and start looking at more positive life experiences and people. If we stop putting the spotlight on these confused souls maybe they'll stop the destructive behavior and start searching for ways to make themselves happy and healthy. It's just a thought, and I know it's almost impossible to look away from a derailing train, I just think it would be beneficial for for the world if we made the effort. Just a thought, maybe we can start making it a reality.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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