Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality...

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Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it's true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, 'cause that may be next.

Tila Tequila Pregnant

The controversial reality star told her followers:

“Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way."

“Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy!”

Yayy.

"May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!" she added, one day after teasing us with the following:

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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

13 Stars Who Don't Deserve to Be Famous
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.
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Kim Kardashian

1. Kim Kardashian

The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.


Kendra Wilkinson

2. Kendra Wilkinson

She mastered the art of sleeping with a really old dude and watching the money pour in for some reason.


Jenelle Evans

3. Jenelle Evans

We should all fight with our moms and have babies out of wedlock if it means this kind of attention.


Kate Upton

4. Kate Upton

We adore Kate Upton. We'd commit murder for Kate Upton. But she has large breasts and can do the cat dance... that's about it.


Valeria Lukyanova

5. Valeria Lukyanova

She's known as The Human Barbie, and her appearance makes it clear why. We really should not reward such a thing.


Kate Middleton

6. Kate Middleton

Like any other rational human being, we LOVE Kate Middleton. But she's a small piece of a royal family that holds no power.


Kate Gosselin

7. Kate Gosselin

JUST GO AWAY!!!


Evelyn Lozada

8. Evelyn Lozada

She keeps being engaged to athletes and even having their babies. She's really gotta stop doing that.


Tila Tequila

9. Tila Tequila

For her own sake, Tila Tequila really needs to step out of the spotlight


Nadya Suleman

10. Nadya Suleman

We're sensing a theme here: why are bad mothers so darn famous?


Courtney Stodden

11. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden has a lot of plastic surgery, married a much older guy and... that's it.


Teresa Giudice

12. Teresa Giudice

She's really good at being spoiled and breaking the law, we'll give her that.


Ray J

13. Ray J

This photo depicts the only reason you've ever heard of Ray J.


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Consider yourselves warned, THGers: The first photos from the new Tila Tequila sex tape are here.

As previously announced, the deranged Z-lister is coming out with a new amateur pornography, this one starring herself (as a British person, apparently) and an unnamed male partner.

It will be available online via the official Vivid Entertainment website tomorrow and it will be titled "Tila Tequila: Backdoored and Squirting." We know: try not to vomit all over your keyboard.

Courtesy of TMZ, we now (un)proudly present a series of images from the video, which at least don't feature Tequila dressed as a Nazi...

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We know we shouldn't be giving Tila Tequila, but...

The severely troubled star - who, over the past few weeks, has alleged Paul Walker was murdered; dressed as a Nazi while defending Hitler; and released a British-themed Tila Tequila sex tape snippet - took to her blog yesterday to shoot down the Holocaust as a "myth."

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"This has been a long time coming," Tequila wrote on a URL we refused to publicize here. "Let us be free of this myth and these lies that keeps us all bounded to slavery and ruled by a bunch of treacherous zionists!"

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Sorry, folks. We were wrong.

There is no new Tila Tequila sex tape coming on the market.

But there is a sex tape with Tila's British half-sister, Ashley, who is seen below flirting with a guy and also prompting that same guy to make some seriously satisfied sounds.

The naughty parts have been blacked out, but the footage is worth watching anyway for Tila's British Ashley's fun accent. Enjoy now:

Tequila has been back in the news for all the wrong reasons lately.

She said a couple weeks ago that Paul Walker was murdered and then she went on a crazy diatribe in defense of Hitler.

So at least it's good to see Tila back to what she does well: pretending to be someone else as she has sex on camera with random partner.

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by Free Britney at

Tila Tequila is allegedly making a new sex tape, and the video will hit the Internet within the next couple of weeks. Knock us over with a feather, we know.

The new tape, like the old, is expected to be pretty hardcore, with an unexpected twist. This time around, TMZ reports, she's getting it on with a guy.

That's right, Vivid Entertainment - the folks behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape and so many others - obtained footage of Tila recently boning on video.

The company plans to release the tape just in time Christmas.

If that doesn't sound like a great stocking stuffer, what does?!

According to those who've seen the new Tila Tequila sex tape, calling it hardcore is an understatement compared to her last version, a girl on girl affair.

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Earlier this week, Tila Tequila donned a Nazi uniform and defended Hitler as a misunderstood artist who was just seeking some love.

Now, in an epic rant that would make Kanye West jealous, the deranged Z-lister has a message to Jews who were offended by those words:

Take a chill pill!

Tequila blames Jews for "refusing to forgive and forget" in the following video, while also saying her Nazi garb was "satire" and the Illuminati are out there and she's been alive for thousands of years and there's a "fourth dimension" and the New World Order Zionists have attacked her.

It's confusing. It's funny. But it's really very, very sad. Watch now:

Tequila also believes Paul Walker was murdered.

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Who would've ever guessed that dressing up like a Nazi would only be tied for the most controversial thing that Tila Tequila said or did this week?

The former reality star raised eyebrows by claiming Paul Walker was murdered and that the late actor's death bore the signs of a “ritualistic” killing.

Tequila wrote that she knows who killed Elisa Lam, a woman whose lifeless body was recovered in a water tank of a downtown L.A. hotel in February.

It was that case that she likened, randomly, to Paul Walker's demise.

“I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it and of course…. cases like this."

“I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker’s.”

As you might expect, this generated quite a few negative responses.

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Earlier this week, Tila Tequila wrote on Facebook that Paul Walker was murdered.

Incredibly, however, this was only the second most outlandish posting the unstable ex-reality star made online over the past few days.

In a series of Facebook messages, Tequila told the story of Hitler, describing the brutal German dictator as a misunderstood dreamer who was "bullied" and simply wanted to show Jewish people "love."

She also published a picture of herself dressed as a Nazi, standing in front of the concentration camp Auschwitz.

Tila Tequila as a Nazi

“Once upon a time in a land far away there was a special and sweet kid who had a dream to become a painter," Tila wrote. "He was a brilliant artist and was ahead of his time. He had hopes, and dreams just like we all do.”

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Tila Tequila (yes, she's still around, doing whatever it is she does), claims that Paul Walker, who tragically died in a car crash, was actually murdered.

The victim of a “ritualistic murder,” to be exact.

Yes, this is a real quote off of her Facebook.

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Sunday, Tila Facebooked about the death of Elisa Lam, a 21-year-old Vancouver woman who was found dead in the water tank of an L.A. hotel in February.

While the L.A. County Coroner deemed Lam’s death “accidental,” Tequila (with no factual basis) believes otherwise, opining “it was indeed a ritualistic murder."

Indeed, she says, "Just like Paul Walker’s.”

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