Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki, says the supposed nude pictures of her are as fake as J-Woww's chest ... well, she didn't use those words, but you get the idea.
Snickers may spread her legs on the dance floor at Karma and make MTV's editors earn their paychecks, but you won't see Snooki nude pictures anytime soon.
The Jersey Shore star denies that she appears in nude photos or videos being hawked to celebrity gossip magazines, which was rumored earlier this week.
Radar Online said the Nicole Polizzi naked material left nothing to imagination, with her waring just a smile and posing in a manner "too graphic to describe."
But Snooki said earlier today that the story just ain't true. Thank goodness.
Snooki from Jersey Shore: Thankfully covered up ... relatively speaking.
“Like i said before about my supposed ’sex tape’…There are no nude pictures nor will there ever be,” she Twittered. “The tabloids just love Snook gossip.”
Side note: How is The Situation not on Twitter? Someone start a petition!