Snooki Nude Photos: Allegedly, Disgustingly Real
The Jersey Shore cast just can't keep its pants on - on or off camera.
According to Radar Online, photos and video of Snooki nude have been obtained by someone and are for sale. Pics and videos are being shopped to media outlets.
Now Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, is notoriously unlucky in love. Now it appears she’s supplied a self-taken preview of what a potential boyfriend could be seeing.
Somehow we don't suspect it will fetch top dollar. After all, if you're trying to hawk pics of a 4'10" Oompa Loompa naked, you're really going after a niche market.
Even if you do want to see Snooki naked, just go to Karma every Wednesday night from Memorial Day-Labor Day. She falls out of her "dress" on a routine basis.
For the right price, you could own nude pics of this goddess.
Snooki is not the first of the Jersey Shore gang to be tied to a nude photo story. Just last week, we reported that there are pics of J-Woww nude up for sale too.
Once again, do you really need to shell out big bucks for that? Just spend $4.95 on one of those gross bodybuilding magazines, it's pretty much the same thing.
As for Nicole Polizzi, the stills and video show her "wearing only a smile." In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, one hand on the ground and the other holding the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly.
Her nail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is "too graphic to describe."
Please, try to projectile vomit away from the computer screen.
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December 12th, 2011 11:00 PM
i would luv 2 eat snooki & hit dat ass,,she is beautiful..2 bad women like snooki,j lo,or other female movie stars never go out wit a guy dat works & lives from pay check 2 pay check..guess all of those hollywood stars r all about da bejamins & nothing else..but i would still luv 2 eat j lo,snookie & some other female stars...
October 19th, 2011 2:38 AM
i tink that u are realy hot
September 19th, 2011 1:26 AM
I'd like to hit this bitch harder than Chris Brown did to Rihanna
September 9th, 2011 9:30 AM
luv you babe!!!
September 9th, 2011 9:25 AM
Hey Snooky keep up wit your good looks, I love u baby!!!
September 4th, 2011 12:00 AM
Yo everybody commenting on snookis good looks nd shit have already lost all their brain cells watching this retarted show I mean I bet everyone here would love to be rich. And famous by chuggin some petrone down ur head all day then kill ppl afterwurds. U guys might not even have brains by now but if u do u would clearly realize the jersey shore crap (that ain't even in the damn jersey shore) isn't entertainment its shit on film. I hope u guys realize this.
August 9th, 2011 1:17 PM
Snooki is not only hot but also she is looking very prity i mean cool, so i lv her
July 19th, 2011 2:06 PM
Hey swthrt...luv u alot
April 2nd, 2011 1:31 PM
hey snooki i love u baby
March 24th, 2011 6:01 AM
shes hot