Jersey Shore Guidettes Not Actually Italian

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So much for being a "guidette."

Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww, admitted on Fox's Strategy Room Tuesday that she and co-star Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki, aren't even Italian.

She may be the "Guidette Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie" (one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes), but Snooki is predominantly of ... Chilean descent.

So f'ing weak. Now we don't want to see Snooki nude anymore. THG NOTE: We never did, nor can we see what the appeal is there. Sorry, Emilio Masella.

J-Woww says she personally is Spanish and Irish. Spain and Ireland are rolling in their collective graves, while Italians everywhere are rejoicing at this.

Snooki is not really Italian. Nor is she tall.

In truth, the ancestry of these idiots (or anyone) doesn't matter. They're all Americans and we watch because they're lovably trashy. But why promote it so falsely?

The MTV hit show was slammed by Italian-Americans for perpetuating "negative stereotypes," hyping up its "guidos" and "guidettes" in previews and interviews.

"If you replace Italian-Americans with any other ethnic group, would they use such a pejorative term to promote the show?" the president of one group posited.

Basically they bash Italians and aren't even Italians themselves. Classy.

Such a disappointment. We feel so used. At least we know Heidi Montag's plastic surgery is real ... though by definition her boobs, face, etc., are fake. Irony.

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Here is the correct breakdown of the cast: Angelina Pivarnick (former cast-member): 50% Italian, 50% Polish Deena Nicole Cortese: 100% Italian Jennifer Farley: 50% Irish, 50% Spanish Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: 100% Italian Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: 100% Chilean, raised by Italian-American parents Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio: 100% Italian Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: 50% Italian, 50% Puerto Rican Samantha "Sammi" Giancola: 100% Italian Vinny Guadagnino: 100% Italian (Sicilian) 900% total ethnicity: 600% Italian, 100% Chilean, 50% Irish, 50% Polish, 50% Spanish, 50% Puerto Rican.

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this is to Robert (who commented on the other page):
I kind of see what you mean, but I don't think that's the point. In my view, the people on this show aren't truly representing their cultural backgrounds. They follow a certain trend and lifestyle - which they call the "guido" lifestyle. Being a guido has nothing to do with the Italian culture. But now, sadly, some people associate guidos with Italians, which makes no sense. It's just creating more weird stereotypes for italians. The people on the show should all specifically state what their backgrounds are, so that people can finally see these people are representing their own personal lifestyles (nothing more), and it shouldn't be confused with being italian. Two separate things.

Giovanni

E 'triste che ho anche imparato ad apprezzare questo spettacolo .. Sono stato attaccato da steryeotypes così tanti .. "Non sono italiani piace davvero buio!?" O, talvolta, "Non bere molto gli italiani?" Non beviamo solo per scopa celebrazioni muti possono andare cazzo li self!!

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il vostro impero è decadente e corrotto.Non avete storia,non avete cultura e non avete alcuna dignità.
Finirete dove vi meritate:cioè nella merda!!!!!

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Jersey shore is so scripted...look at the finer details and you'll see that its fake... What do you expect from a show that bigs up fake n bake tanning beds that cause cancer?

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Damm yal are nothing but haters. Bet u guys would fuckin suck up to them if they acttully talked to( wich they won't ).

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Ma perche io non o ancora capito con queste gente che si chiamano jersey shore che loro sono vero italiani ma io non ci credo perche si veramente siete italiani non mettete a questa che si chiama snookie che e come una mezza punghietta nanetta che lei e spanish e anche jenni jwoww e americana no italian wannabe scusa io sono nata in italia ma parlo indialetto napolitano.

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Ma perche io non o ancora capito con queste gente che si chiamano jersey shore che loro sono vero italiani ma io non ci credo perche si veramente siete italiani non mettete a questa che si chiama snookie che e come una mezza punghietta nanetta che lei e spanish e anche jenni jwoww e americana no italian wannabe scusa io sono nata in italia ma parlo indialetto napolitano.

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Fottuti amerikkioni del cazzo!!!!!
Imperialisti scimmioni inculati merdosi e fetenti, fate le scimmie a casa vostra e non venite a rompere il cazzo in italia!!!!!
Non siete manco italiani e sfottete, rottinculo cacacazzi bastardi!
Translate this!!!!!!

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flounder you are retarted italians own dumb spics any day all you guys are "good" at is hopping borders and eating tacos

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