Tila Tequila Produces Alleged Gestational Sac of Unborn Child

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Tila Tequila has good news and contrived news for celebrity gossip followers. First, the good:

She's going away! The former Penthouse pin-up Tweeted her farewell last night: GOODBYE HOLLYWOOD! I WILL MISS YOU! BUT I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE 2 DO NOW!

Tequila is referring, of course, to the alleged fetus growing inside her body. She confirmed to blog readers yesterday she's pregnant, though most people with a third grade education or higher doubt the veracity of this news.

Will she actually disappear for longer than it takes to shower and restart her computer? Of course not. But let's enjoy these Tila Twitter-free moments while they last...

Prior to signing off, Tequila claims she sent a photo of her sonogram to Radar Online. How do we know it's real? Because the letters in the corner (ng) are the first two letters of her last name. D'uh!

No way that can be photoshopped...

Tila Tequila Sonogram

You can see a gestational sac in the picture, which is the earliest sonographic finding of a pregnancy. We won't actually believe Tila is knocked up, however, until there's a live baby and a blood test taken.

Referring to plans with Casey Johnson, Tequila wrote on the website:

"We talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby.

"So that is the reason why I got pregnant. It was for Casey and I, and that is also why I was so devastated when she passed away because now I have our baby in my belly, but she has passed away."

But is Casey really gone? Yes. Still, Tila said she came to her in a dream and:

"She told me not to cry anymore and not to worry. She told me she is in heaven now watching over me and always and forever protecting me and our baby. She then handed the baby over to me, kissed me, and said "I love you T, please don't cry anymore! Just take care of our baby.'"

What a sweet thing for a fake fiancee to say, don't you agree?

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rofl! how delusional

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Tila: This blatant attempt to get the Johnson fortune with a fake heir is ludicrous. You don't need an ultrasound, you need psych evaluation.

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dang that stupid hoe from tila's "army" needs to grow up and stop living in an imaginary world....im sure tila has no idea who she is and doesnt care im sure...shes probably in some guys bed hittin the crack pipe right about now.....bitchezzzz

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Tila will do anything for some attention....come on really. Theres more important things to care about in the media like Haiti...not some slut that probably got knocked

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I think in a short period of time she will claim she had a "miscarriage"..But first she will probably try to stir up some bull shit and claim that the baby is "from Casey Johnson's egg".Just to try and get a rise out of people. I don't believe anything that comes out of her mouth or her tweets.
She is one messed up ,ignorant, little goblin.
Lie after lie after lie..
She should not be able to reproduce.Someone should sterilize her.

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somehow she will try to sue Johnson's for palimony.

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*an. All this Tila Talk is definitely killing brain cells.

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Ahh, Tila fans exude so much class, intelligence, and maturity. Proven by the ever so graceful "Tila RULEZ"(He/she even likes to add their own oomph to the tired out and boring English language.). All blatant sarcasm aside, it doesn't take a genius to know that Tila is a lying sack of shit, who continually tries to think of fabrications to keep the attention on her. Today it's a pregnancy, 3 weeks from now it's a miscarriage, 2 months from now she'll say she's directing a Oscar-worthy movie. Bitch is nuts.

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Dear Tila aka Tila RULEZ, You are a loser skank. Anyone that believes your crazy ass lies is as nutty as you are. Everyone knows you are a pathological liar and your relationship with Casey was simply for show. Look, you even sold Radar Online a FAKE sonogram. I hope they sue you. You calling someone ugly? That's rich. I don't think you even own a mirror. Your nice figure doesn't make up for your BUTTERFACE. Pow back at you, bitch. And your fake ass baby too. POW! :)

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I wonder how long it will last.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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