Tila Tequila Officially Lies About Pregnancy

She teased Twitter followers about it for weeks, but Tila Tequila has officially confirmed the most transparent lie on the Internet: she's pregnant.

The professional attention-grabber claims to have been articially inseminated with the child her and Casey Johnson always dreamed of having. Is there any evidence? Yes... if you consider exclamation points and capital letters to be proof. She wrote on her blog today:

TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  & THIS BABY WAS NO "ACCIDENT" EITHER!!!!!!!!

Tequila went on to say she doesn't want to "exploit" her child. In related news, she's shopping around ultrasound photos for a price.

Hopefully, if any website takes her up on the offer, Tila will use the money to seek professional help.

What else does Tila's latest blog entry cover?

• She was scheduled to show up at Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles this week, but the owner said he was anticipating a crowd of 20,000 people and she therefore canceled the appearance because "someone could accidentally jab me in the belly."
• She has documents that prove Casey never made a sex tape with Courtenay Semel. (THG note: this would be the first-ever proof of a negative. We can't wait to see it!)
• Speaking of Semel, she is a "REAL MEDIA WHORE!"

The countdown to Tila's Tweets about a contrived miscarriage is on. How long do you give her, readers?