And here you thought eight mistresses (and counting) was scandalous. Imagine when news of a Tiger Woods sex tape and possible love child breaks!
Not that we expect it to, even if the National Enquirer hints at it today. Then again, they first broke the story of his affair with Rachel Uchitel, so ...
Anyway, the celebrity gossip rag posits today that some of Tiger Woods' seedy dalliances were caught on tape - and a pregnancy may have resulted.
Hey, we know he supposedly doesn't like to use protection.
The golf great had wild unprotected sex with his mistresses, according to sources (and Jaimee Grubbs) and fears he may have some illegitimate kids.
"That would be the final straw for his wife - AND Tiger knows it," said an insider. "There is more than one woman out there who could come forward."
At this point, we'd almost believe it.
To make matters worse, the world's #1 golfer is worried that a lurid sex tape could appear and wreck his desperate attempts to save his marriage.
Ridiculous as it sounds, there was also the rumor going around about Tiger Woods nude pics sent to Playgirl, which is trying to authenticate them.
Since Tiger's affair with Rachel Uchitel (who he was apparently falling for) was exposed, a procession of women have been identified as his lovers.
Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels - all with security cameras.
At least one of the women (Grubbs) also shot sex videos of romps with other boyfriends, sparking a damage control scramble from Tiger's camp.
The Enquirer even cites a call from one woman who says she had an affair with Woods in June 2007 and aborted his child. It does not name her.