Report: Tiger Woods Had Plastic Surgery After Elin Smashed His Face with Golf Club

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In perhaps the craziest piece of Tiger Woods gossip to date, a respected sportswriter is claiming that the world's #1 golfer underwent reconstructive surgery.

After having his face broken by a golf club-wielding wife.

Furman Bisher cites, on his personal blog, inside sources telling him Tiger suffered a broken cheekbone and almost had his two front teeth knocked out.

He writes that the injuries are the real reason Woods has gone AWOL since his fight with Elin Woods and subsequent car crash right after Thanksgiving.

Bisher says a trustworthy journalist colleague sent him this information on Tiger, which he posted online to "present the picture in its clearest form."

However, the whole thing smells a bit like a hoax to us.

FORE: Did Elin Woods smash Tiger's cheating face with a 9-iron?

Don't get us wrong, we would not be surprised at all if Elin teed off on Tiger's face after what he pulled. But this scenario would be hard to conceal.

No police reports suggested Tiger's injuries were severe. Had they been, his wife likely wouldn't have been let off the hook after their investigation.

Moreover, for Tiger freaking Woods to undergo surgery without anyone knowing, during a global media firestorm no less, seems dubious at best.

But who knows. Bisher is considered one of the top golf writers, and goes into great detail about the attack and "cover up" that followed Tiger's crash.

His account states that Elin Woods drilled her husband in the face with a 9-iron after confronting him over text messages from Rachel Uchitel."

"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron," he writes.

"When she struck Tiger, she made a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side."

Uchitel She's a Skank

MISTRESS #1: Rachel Uchitel's affair with Tiger Woods may or may not have led to a face-breaking, but it definitely shattered the golfer's formerly pristine reputation.

"Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club wildly throughout the hallway to the garage."

Wow.

The source claims the first doctor Woods saw knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened.

The Friday after Tiger was released from the hospital, he didn't return home; he boarded a private plane for Phoenix, where he stayed until last Wednesday.

Lastly, the insider says reports of Tiger and Rachel still hitting it are bogus, and while Elin has retained a divorce attorney, she has not filed any papers.

Whether this is true remains to be seen, but it would help explain why:

  1. Tiger successfully vanished, doing so before the scandal broke.
  2. The police were unable to interview Tiger following the crash.
  3. Why he fled his own house in such a daze that he hit a tree.
  4. Why he announced he is taking an indefinite break from golf.

What do you think of this story? True or tabloid trash?

 

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hahahahahahahahah daft slaggggggggggggggg, what a fucking trollop

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Good for the asshole! Teach him to think he can get away with shit like that! You go girl I know lots of people are cheering about this.

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You people gossip too much. He has apologized and wants to make amends. Live and let live. He still has a life to live and she will be rich forever thanks to him. I am not condoning his actions, but let it go!!!

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What does it matter? Tiger is a great golfer with personal problems and Elin is absolutely a beautiful woman. How bout we go , OMG instead of playing off this awful thing and making as much money as we can, why dont we let them know we r rooting for them in their time of troubles

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It definately sounds true to me I lived with a violent woman and she nearly did the same to me but I saw It coming and ducked under the club (3 wood!!) oh and I didnt actually have an affair ...

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Elin did not yell "fore" ---she just let the Tiger have it....apparently it sent Tiger running....bwaahahha! On behalf of all the wives and X wives of these cheaters...I say: *Go Elin! GIRL POWER! * high five!

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TO Tiger and Elin, I wish you both to start your new year together. Forget the past mistakes, take the lessons so you will not do it again. Make things anew and start a brand new start for your kids. You have a future together. Elin might have hit you but sometimes, the harder the hit, the greater is the love. Love is strange but sometimes we do crazy things to fight for it when we get hurt. I hope you will believe those positive people who will tell you that you still can make it. We are praying for you. Happy Birthday Elin. And God give you both wisdom how to deal with all the pains, how to release forgiveness and the strength to stay away from temptations. God bless

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Elin is a ButterFace.

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Tiger, if she hit you with a nine iron, dump her. Take the kids and keep on visiting the bimbos. Elin is nothing. Plenty more fish in the sea.

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Utel is a scab horse faced ho.

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