At least some wood will be left in Tiger's bag ... or something.
After rumors that we might see Tiger Woods nude in Playgirl surfaced, we thought we might see the world's top golfer give Levi Johnston a run for his naked money.
But the mag has decided not to move forward with a spread.
"Playgirl has decided to turn down the alleged Tiger Woods nude photos, reportedly taken by camera phone by Woods himself," said Daniel Nardicio, the director of marketing for Playgirl. "This is a direction Playgirl does not want to take."
"We prefer subjects who are willing."
That's what the world's #1 golfer said ... about his mistresses! Just kidding, although judging by his list of women, the guy had plenty of eager takers.
We won't be seeing Tiger Woods naked, unlike half the female population.
Woods' camp has been scrambling to lock down any such images, scoring a preemptive court order in the UK blocking publications from running with the shots.
Of course, they also feign ignorance, claiming: "Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs."
In closing: there are no Tiger Woods nude pics ... probably.
Speaking of unwilling naked magazine photo shoot participants, it appears that "alleged" Woods mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel ain't going to share, either.
"Rachel will not be appearing in Playboy," Uchitel's lawyer, Gloria Allred, tells E! News in response to reports that Playboy sought Rachel Uchitel nude.
Makes sense. She's a very wholesome girl, after all.