Lindsay Lohan Hawks Old, Crappy Clothes Online

Here's a terrible great stocking stuffer idea if you're in a pinch.

Lindsay Lohan is selling her old clothes on her family's website, LohanHouse.com. This is your chance to dress like child star turned Hollywood train wreck!

Among the items up for grabs that were once owned and worn by the alleged actress: A $35 Zac Posen top and $275 Frye cowboy boots. Oh, sign us up!

Lohan's autographed MyScene Goes Hollywood figurine - complete with a director's chair, high heels and Hollywood Walk of Fame star - will cost you $150.

Talk about the bargain of a lifetime.

You, too, can dress like Lindsay Lohan. But do you want to?

Seriously, we knew her career was going down the drain, but does she really need the cash? Why not just donate the stuff to Goodwill like everyone else?

What happened to the altruistic, worldly Lindsay Lohan who just returned from her trip to India and encouraged us to save the world, one child at a time?

Just asking. You can do better, girl.

Well, unless what little clothing you wore in those topless Muse photos is up for sale, and more topless photos are yet to come. Then this is totally a good idea.