Jimmy Kimmel Predicts Trouble For The Bachelor

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ABC's The Bachelor doesn't exactly have a strong track record.

Through 13 seasons, there have been no marriages and only one couple - last season's lovebirds Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney - remain engaged.

Before this week's split by Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado, his partially insane Season Six final rose recipient, there were two. Now it's all on Jason.

Lamenting the sad breakup of Mary and Byron, Jimmy Kimmel didn't sound too hopeful about the upcoming season yielding a happy marriage either.

After all, you've seen who they've got starring on it. That guy's proven to be a real ladies man ... definitely not ready to settle down and tie the knot.

This promo for The Bachelor's new season makes that clear:

Just kidding. Jake Pavelka will be handing out roses, rather than Tiger Woods (he'd probably give out Ambien instead), and the pilot is ready for love.

At least that's what we've been led to believe about Jake, although everything last season of The Bachelorette may have been an act to get this gig.

Maybe the network should make Tiger an offer. With a fourth mistress (still unnamed) rumored to be surfacing, he's inching closer to 25 by the day:

Wishful Thinking

Will you accept this rose ... and take your name off your phone?

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Mary Delgado got exactly what she deserved - no kid. She was trying to get ABC to pay $100,000 for a wedding. All her angles were about the money. She wanted fame, fortune and a kid. Now she has negative press, no fortune and no kid. For the rest of her life, anytime somebody types her name into Google, they will see her mug shots. To those that know here around Tampa, FL, the know she is a straight up gold digger.

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@RH 1. they said the bachleor, not the bachelorette, and the facts are correct 2. it's a joke anyways

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Please get your facts straight Trista (The first Bachelorette) was married on TV to Ryan Sutter who she chose and they now have two children and are living in CO, Trista also writes a Bachelor/Bachelorette blog for the show! Also Ed Swiderski and Jillain Harris last season's Bachelorette are still together living in Chicago right now and got engaged on the show!

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Please get your facts straight Trista (The first Bachelorette) was married on TV to Ryan Sutter who she chose and they now have two children and are living in CO, Trista also writes a Bachelor/Bachelorette blog for the show! Also Ed Swiderski and Jillain Harris last season's Bachelorette are still together living in Chicago right now!

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Please get your facts straight Trista (The first Bachelorette) was married on TV to Ryan Sutter who she chose and they now have two children and are living in CO, Trista also writes a Bachelor?Bachelorette blog for the show! Also Ed Swiderski and Jillain Harris last season's Bachelorette are still together living in Chicago right now!

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Phhhhhhh ya look who's talking, Mr Bachelor him self, until Jimmy is in a committed relationship (IE Engaged married, has kids) he does not have much room to talk and not some one who's thoughts I take seriously