Most things sound better when master thespian William Shatner recites it over soothing, melodic percussion. Levi Johnston's Twitter page (real or fake) is no exception.
Levi is furious over a skit on last night's Tonight Show in which Levi came off looking like a moronic, racially insensitive pothead ... by virtue of his own Twitter page.
His alleged Twitter page, anyway. The attorney for the future Playgirl centerfold is claiming that the outrageous Tweets Conan O'Brien attributed to Levi are fake.
Conan introduced the skit referencing Shatner's reciting of Sarah Palin's inane farewell speech over the summer, and saying who better than to read Levi's Tweets?
"All real ... we did not make these up," Conan added.
Among the Tweets read poetry-style by Shatner: "Anybody know where I can get some good weed?" "Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?" "Whats the deal with the taxi drivers not speaking English, is there a law against it?"
And: "You know you're a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis. LM ... AO."
His lawyer, Rex Butler, is not LMAO. He is demanding a retraction from NBC, as well as from Twitter, saying that "I think they have an obligation once something like this happens to make some kind of corrective measure."
NBC has yet to comment. Here's the hilarious video in question ...
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November 5th, 2009 2:47 PM
Levi is a douchebag...no doubt, they cannot deny that fact...
November 5th, 2009 3:03 PM
what a gay! nuff said!!1
November 5th, 2009 3:16 PM
That's hillarious, whether he tweeted them or not. Probably did though
November 5th, 2009 5:34 PM
Bill does fabulous poetry readings on Conan. The one he did on Sarah Palin's nonsensical babblings was a riot too. Seems he has lots of fertile ground to plow in Alaskan 'celebs' alone!
November 5th, 2009 5:45 PM
This is the funniest frickin thing. I can't even look at Shatner without laughing after the first couple.
I wonder if Conan was serious when he said these were real tweets, or if he was kidding
November 7th, 2009 6:54 PM
Haha! Levi ought to get used to the kind of attention he's getting these days, he put himself up to it by going on national tv slandering sarah palin any chance he gets, and it ALWAYS comes back to him. Levi shouldn't be complaining, he wants attention and its whats he's getting.
November 7th, 2009 10:02 PM
I think Levi's fifteen minutes are up, get the HOOK!
November 8th, 2009 8:08 AM
so so sooo gay!
November 8th, 2009 5:08 PM
Ureach, I'm with you! Did you see the roast of Shatner! Funny as hell!
November 10th, 2009 12:14 AM
I thought Levi's were something you wear, not something that talks like a pothead.