T.H. Gossip Presents: The Biggest Turkeys of 2009

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Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this traditional holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most in life - in the case of THG, that means some of the turkeys we had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2009 ...

10. Kanye West and Richard Heene (tie). Perhaps it's unfair to include him by virtue of one incident, but Kanye's hijacking of Taylor Swift's VMA speech was an all-timer. He's almost as full of hot air as Richard Heene's invention.

9. The Kardashians. Pregnancies. Breakups. Marriages. Reality shows. Twitter accounts. Blogs. So many Kardashians, so few ways to escape them.

8. Miley Cyrus. Whether she's grinding on stripper poles, angering Asians, making up her own controversies or deleting her Twitter, the teen can be a bad influence.

7. Tila Tequila. A late entry to the list thanks to her ustream rant. There's no PR stunt she won't stoop to, or article of clothing she won't remove, to get attention. 

6. Spencer Pratt. 2008's top turkey staged two weddings, caused an epic fiasco on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, pimped his own wife to Playboy and pretended to get a vasectomy on The Hills. For him, a relatively tame year.

Sorry, Spencer Pratt. You're only our sixth biggest turkey this year.

5. Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston (tie). One's a possible 2012 presidential candidate, the other the 19-year-old unwed father of her grandson. Both have gone rogue (one baring all in Playgirl, the other in a book by that name). Neither shuts up.

4. Perez Hilton. Talk about a fowl human being. With every ounce of fame the celeb gossip magnate garners, the more his own celebrity goes to his head and the more damage he does to his own causes. That will.i.am fight won't be the last.

3. Dr. Conrad Murray. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

2. Carrie Prejean. The dethroned Miss California became a phenomenon after voicing her opposition to gay marriage. She went on to become a self-serving, hypocritical, lying solo sex tape star who throws hissy fits on Larry King.

1. Jon Gosselin. No explanation required. When you're talking about turkeys, there's the Ed Hardy-wearing d-bag and there's everyone else playing for second.

Grade A Douchebag

The biggest turkey of the year, ladies and gentlemen. Need we say more?


u know i think of him being the biggest turkey.... an omg i sure wouldnt want to place that on my table... he deserted 8 kids... 8 KIDS, forget about his wife .... but 8 KIDS. That dont make him a jerk nothing will.... those kids are kids, HIS CHILDREN... who can any man do something like that.... and using he was a father by 27 sucks....


Jon is finally a winner! Couldn't agree more. He had it all, then had a hissy & threw it all away! What a stupid LOSER! If there is a list of the biggest idiots he should be #one on that too!


What list is Kate "the manic, manipulative, control freak" Gosselin on? It's kind of odd that for the first four years the show was on the only criticism directed at him was for not having a spine to stand up to his harpy shrew of a wife. Then when he finally does it...everyone calls him a d-bag. Personally, I think he deserves our gratitude because he was ultimately the one that got the show off the air so we won't have to hear about them so much. Spencer Pratt belongs in d-bag hall of fame. Carrie Prejean should have been #1 on this list - lying "do as I say, not as I do" self-serving, hypocritical skank.


mileys right zac efron is the hottest person in the world


Ditto. Michael Lohan is the worst!


yea the hollywood gossip is so immature they forgot that michael lohan is the biggest fucked up loser!!!!! thg are childish freaks! they could just go to hell! cuz when they say something good about miley they bring up something bad! freaking ASS HOLES!


agree 100%. But ya missed the biggest f***ked up one of all times at this point!!! AND DON'T WE ALL KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!!


Replace Miley with Michael Low-ham and I agree with your list!


Why Michael Lohan not on this list?


hahahahahahahahaha. that bitch miley. look at that pic of her she could open her legs a lil wider. she wants a dick in there. she sure is puttin out. my mate went a concert of hers. she was being really rude n kissin her teeth when asked 4 a autograph. fukin bitch

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