Report: Michael Lohan Loves Lindsay-Like Strippers

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On How I Met Your Mother, Marshall becomes enamored with a stripper who is a dead-ringer for his wife, Lily. This was understandable. Lily even got into it.

When the girl looks like your daughter, though? Most men, even types who have daughters and still go to strip clubs, would head for the exits at that point.

Not Michael Lohan, though. According to a source, that's how he likes it!

That's right. In what is easily today's most hilarious celebrity gossip rumor, Michael actually seeks out a certain kind of stripper when he heads to the clubs.

A former owner of a renowned strip club (there's a contradiction in terms) claims that when Michael came in, he liked girls resembling his unstable daughter.

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It's okay, Michael Lohan. You can look. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"Lindsay Lohan's father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for," said Eliot Osher of Scores. "We sent some girls over. Funny ... they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door."

It's probably not all that surprising. Lindsay is a female who bears a resemblance to Michael Lohan's absolute favorite person in the world: Michael Lohan.

For the record, Mike denied this report, saying he never had girls dance for him at the establishment. Right. He just went to watch the Yankees game ...

That's up there with Bill Clinton's tall tale of trying pot but not inhaling. Can you even do that? It's okay, Mike. At least we think you're revolting anyway.

Hey, and at least he wasn't requesting Ali Lohan look-alikes.

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Gaby muchisimas Gracias me sviiro de muchisimo! Tengo una super boda de la familia de mi cunado en Canada! Y no sabia como pintarme!!! Muy buenos tus videos Eres muy buena Suerte y sigO apoyandome en tus videos para verme cada vez mejor! Un beso enorme Atte: Karla Rendon!

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seriously...maybe he's looking for strippers that look like his ex-wife not his daughter.

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You guys are idiots...actually it's probably more like they look like Dina. Of course Lindsay looks just like her.

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Are you people trying to do something to Ali?

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