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Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her.

Seriously. Ali Lohan is already in trouble.

Despite being only 14, Ali Lohan has already made celebrity news for releasing a Christmas album and hanging out with her older sister. Oh, and starring in a reality show with her crack whore mom Dina Lohan. There are also rumors that Ali has gotten breast implants. At 14. To make a long story short, she is doomed.

Seriously, Ali, it's time to emancipate yourself legally. You live in New York, those insane liberal courts might go for it.

Gossip

Lindsay Lohan to Ali: Party On, Sister! (10/23/2009)
Ali Lohan often parties. That's all good with older sister Lindsay!

Tabloid: Lindsay Lohan is Destroying Ali Lohan! (9/17/2009)
Lindsay Lohan is leading her sister down a dangerous path? Now we've heard everything!

Lindsay Lohan is Still an Awesome Role Model (9/7/2009)
It's great to see Lindsay Lohan taking Ali under her morally loose, anorexic wing.

Quotes

[on her first single]: Lindsay loves it. It was nerve-wracking to hear from her because she's so hugely successful, so I was like 'No, don't listen to it!' I ran out of the room when she listened to it. She's really proud of me.

Ali the Autographer

Vitals

Age: 15
Birthday: December 22, 1993

Rating: 7.3 / 10

Pictures

Young and StupidHopeless Siblings

Video

All the Way Around

Related Stars

Mother: Dina Lohan

35 Comments

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  1. Sprmcandy Says:

    Little skank soon to grow up into a BIG skank just like older sis & mommy.What the world needs, more filthy trailer park skanks for Jerry.

  2. Johnny dicrinson Says:

    hi baby !!
    I like too much of you ....
    do you have orkut???
    add me =
    johnnyevil@hotmail.com
    i'm expected!!!!!
    kisssssss

  3. shamaun Says:

    fantastic star

  4. Anna-lisa Says:

    u r a spoiled brat

  5. joem Says:

    Ali is gorgeous.
    Ugly losers are jealous.

  6. Judy Says:

    I really HATE you and your sister!

  7. carson Says:

    the hor will probably get pregnant when she's 15 or 16

  8. demi Says:

    she is a slut and i bet she will get pregnant when she is 15 and become a prostitute

  9. London Says:

    She is beautiful

  10. jenelle Says:

    I think you look wwaayyyy better than Lindsay who wouldn't Go Girl don't let your sis rumors bring you down

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