Say it ain't so (but we wouldn't doubt anything regarding this twosome): Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are planning to remarry, according to reports.
The troubled singer proposed to her ex-hubby and he said ... well, he agreed. He told a friend that "we both know we've only ever been divorced on paper."
"This is the right thing to do."
If that's right, we don't even wanna know what wrong is. But we may find out soon enough, as she reportedly wore a ring on her engagement finger Friday.
Blake, who has been tied to numerous women, including stripper Lauren McDermott, teenager Francesca Moralee and fellow inmate/possible baby mama Gilleen Morris, since his relationship with Amy hit the skids, has vowed to stay faithful.
Amy and Blake in happier, drug-addled times.
"I'm not going to go near anyone else," said Blake on getting back together with Wino. "I discussed it with Amy. She understood we had to try and move on."
"I think deep down she always knew we'd tie the knot again."
Blake celebrated with a friend over a beer, telling the chap that "It's the engagement ring I gave Amy the first time. I think it cost £2,000 from Tiffany."
"We've been talking on the phone 5-6 times a day. On Friday she told me she was going to put the engagement ring on." She apparently wasn't kidding.
As for their recent online "engagement," Blake says: "We'd changed our status on Facebook to married a few weeks back but that was more for a laugh."
"This is the real deal."
God help us.