NOTE: Francesca Morralee is 16.
Amy Winehouse is back in the UK and settling into a normal, quieter life in the suburbs of North London. But any tranquility she has may not last long.
Her estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has grown close to a 16-year-old Essex schoolgirl who lives with her mom, according to the Daily Mirror.
Since being released from prison, Blake has reportedly been spending a lot of time with a AS-level student by the name of Francesca Morralee.
We have no clue what AS-level means, but does it matter? Girl's 16.
A pal tells the paper: "Fran thinks it's glamorous to be seeing Amy Winehouse's man but she's only 16 ... She likes to have a good time but certainly doesn't do drugs. With Blake's reputation he is not the best role model."
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On her Facebook page (obviously) Francesca Morralee has gushed: "Fran has a secret! An exciting one!" and "Fran is so happy with her new boy."
We definitely expected Blake to be sent back to prison sooner rather than later, but assumed it would be on drug charges, not statutory rape.
CORRECTION: Apparently the legal age of consent in the UK is 16. Thanks to the reader who let us know - and woo hoo, Blake is in the clear!
Oh well. Click to enlarge more photos of A-Dubs out in N. London ...
[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]