Kate Hudson has men figured out.
"I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords," she tells Elle UK. "But if you had a thought bubble above their head, they would be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food."
Well, that about sums it up.
In case you forgot, Kate Hudson is actually an actress who makes and promotes movies, not a full-time cheerleader for Alex Rodriguez and the New York Yankees.
She was ostensibly doing PR for her upcoming movie Nine, although her interview focused largely on her opinions on men, relationships, sex and the like.
Here's another choice quote:
"I love boys... but I believe they're all really simple. Every guy likes to say that they are complicated, but they're so easy to figure out. What did that Dr. Laura say? Something like, 'All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.'"
"I thought that was really funny, and not entirely untrue."
So basically, she has a lot of sex with Alex Rodriguez, and also makes him lunch afterward. No wonder the guy is one game away from winning the World Series.
Somehow, Kate's comments seem a little off-putting, since unlike, say, Megan Fox or Kim Kardashian, she is 30, divorced and mother to a five-year-old, Ryder.
Then again, what do you expect from someone who becomes instantly enamored with an egomaniac who has portraits of himself as a centaur above his bed?
Here's hoping for an A-Rod and Kate Hudson engagement announcement prior to Game Six of the Fall Classic tomorrow, followed by more sex-oriented banter.