Brandon Davis or Stavros Niarchos: Who Would You Rather ...

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When Paris Hilton friends you haven't heard about in several years (if at all) get together at the same party, well, almost no one cares. But we do! It's our job!

On the left, we have Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, coiner of the term "firecrotch" for Lindsay Lohan and general waste of space. His hair is rather oily.

Trouble for Brandon Davis
Stavros Niarchos Photo

On the right, we have Stavros Niarchos. He used to date Paris ... and Lindsay. And one of the Olsen Twins. Dude is lookin' rather sharp with his new haircut!

The only question? Who would you rather ... you know? Vote below!

Who would you rather ...

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Stavros Niarchos Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Stavros Niarchos III