Brandon Davis has enough oil in his hair to join OPEC, which is ironic because he is the grandson of oil tycoon Marvin Davis. He glistens...
Brandon Davis Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Possession, Avoid Jail Time
Brandon Davis, the Hollywood socialite known as Greasy Bear, has managed to essentially slip through the fingers of law enforcement.
Two months after being arrested with cocaine in his pocket outside a Hollywood nightclub, Davis pleaded guilty yesterday to possession. But, come on, he's a Z-lister with money, do you really think he's headed for prison?
Brandon Davis or Stavros Niarchos: Who Would You Rather ...
When Paris Hilton friends you haven't heard about in several years (if at all) get together at the same party, well, almost no one cares. But we do! It's our job!
On the left, we have Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, coiner of the term "firecrotch" for Lindsay Lohan and general waste of space. His hair is rather oily.
Happy Birthday, Ashlee Simpson!
In just 24 short years on this planet, Ashlee Simpson has had her father purchase a singing career for her, had some bad plastic surgery, become a celebrity gossip mainstay, then gotten knocked up by and hitched to Pete Wentz. Not a bad life!
Here's a little photo tribute to Ashlee on her birthday today. Click to enlarge ...
Bear vs. Bear: Gummi Throws Greasy Under the Bus
When sleazy and/or obese ursine specimens collide, look out, people!
Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, had zero problem ratting out his brother Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, as a coke fiend to a drug dealer who called up looking for money ... except the guy wasn't really a drug dealer.