Kevin Federline: Even Bigger Dirtbag Than Assumed

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Kevin Federline is such trash.

This has been widely known for more than five years, but the full extent of his loserdom is only clear after reading reports of what he did to the Tarzana, Calif., home he rented until May, when he moved out without paying his last six months' rent.

The owners say Federleezy up and disappeared without paying. But before he split, K-Fed turned their house into a cigarette-riddled, spit-stained cesspool.

The owners are demanding $110,661 in unpaid rent and damages, including:

  • Gutters (!?) full of cigarette butts and beer bottles
  • Drawings all over the walls (blame Sean and Jayden)
  • Permanent spit marks (?!) on exterior paint
  • Broken light covers, tiles and light posts
  • Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
  • A room that he turned into a studio
  • Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
  • Dismantled smoke detectors (natch)
  • Front driveway oil-leak damage
  • Bathroom windows tinted
K-Fed Lights One Up

K-Fed, girlfriend Victoria Prince and a mulleted pal kick it outside a bowling alley. Don't light that $5 on fire, Kev. You'll need it. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Not only that, but the loser didn't even return the garage door opener.

We're not sure what's more astonishing here, that someone could actually cause that much damage (you have to really go out of your way to f*%k some of that stuff up) or that Britney Spears had intercourse with him at least twice.

The home owners are threatening to haul his (increasingly fat) ass to court if K-Fed doesn't pay up. Fortunately, he's going on Celebrity Fit Club soon. Maybe he can just wire whatever money he makes straight to these people.

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He has no self-respect....and why should he respect himself. He lives off his ex wife, has children out of wedlock, tatoos all over his arms... ..he needs to seriously grow up.

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urg! we like britney not you!!!

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kfat is so gross

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eww he is so gross

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This poor little fella needs some serious help, how old is he anyway? Still acting like a little spoiled brat. Maybe IF THEY WOULD ALLOW him he could join the service and become a man instead of such a ?????. Sounds like he's not good enough and probably couldn't cut it. HURTS don't it Kev the TRUTH JUST HURTS. GET REAL
This gossip is terrible and who cares anyway. All these people need some serious help they are in la la land. I need help for wasting my time on this junk. Our world is a mess and this is what we waste our time on, we are in trouble!

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I really hope they haul him to court, he totally needs to be taught a lesson!

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Permanent spit marks? Disgusting, really disgusting!

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i can't believe britney was married to this douche

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he is just disgusting and he keeps getting bigger and bigger

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KFed is so gross. I can't believe Britney ever married him. Clearly he has fallen off any type of decent wagon he was on.

Kevin Federline Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Fresno, California
Full Name
Kevin Earl Federline
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