Kevin Federline: Even Bigger Dirtbag Than Assumed

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Kevin Federline is such trash.

This has been widely known for more than five years, but the full extent of his loserdom is only clear after reading reports of what he did to the Tarzana, Calif., home he rented until May, when he moved out without paying his last six months' rent.

The owners say Federleezy up and disappeared without paying. But before he split, K-Fed turned their house into a cigarette-riddled, spit-stained cesspool.

The owners are demanding $110,661 in unpaid rent and damages, including:

  • Gutters (!?) full of cigarette butts and beer bottles
  • Drawings all over the walls (blame Sean and Jayden)
  • Permanent spit marks (?!) on exterior paint
  • Broken light covers, tiles and light posts
  • Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
  • A room that he turned into a studio
  • Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
  • Dismantled smoke detectors (natch)
  • Front driveway oil-leak damage
  • Bathroom windows tinted
K-Fed Lights One Up

K-Fed, girlfriend Victoria Prince and a mulleted pal kick it outside a bowling alley. Don't light that $5 on fire, Kev. You'll need it. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Not only that, but the loser didn't even return the garage door opener.

We're not sure what's more astonishing here, that someone could actually cause that much damage (you have to really go out of your way to f*%k some of that stuff up) or that Britney Spears had intercourse with him at least twice.

The home owners are threatening to haul his (increasingly fat) ass to court if K-Fed doesn't pay up. Fortunately, he's going on Celebrity Fit Club soon. Maybe he can just wire whatever money he makes straight to these people.

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Born
Birthplace
Fresno, California
Full Name
Kevin Earl Federline