In Round #578 of the most ridiculous sleaze-said-she-said PR exchange THG can ever recall, Jon Gosselin is firing back at estranged wife Kate Gosselin.
Jon takes issue with Kate's claim that he withdrew $230,000 from a joint account from August 10-present (how do you even do that, in $10s and $20s?).
Kate claims he took all their liquid assets and that their kids can't eat.
According to The Insider, Jon Gosselin calls this story "a total fabrication ... I withdrew $22,000 last Thursday, and I have the paper trail to prove it."
Last week and again on various talk shows Monday, Kate tearfully said that Jon ganked their money and left her unable to pay bills for their children.
"If I have to work at McDonald's, I'll do what I have to," Kate said by phone on The View, having filed court papers to force Jon to return the money.
These two really need to get in a cage and finish this for good.
Kate's lawyer also wants Jon to be held in contempt for his actions, which team Kate says defy a court order. But Jon is blasting his estranged wife, who he says is lying about how much money he's got and about being nearly destitute.
"I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the banking," he said. "Over the past four years of doing the show, we accrued $2,250,000."
"She says in the past week I took $230,000. I have withdrawn $177,000 over the course of a year, less than 10 percent of what we made. That's like my paycheck."
Jon Gosselin says if you want fuzzy math, look at the reverse mullet.
"She's hiding money," he said. "We have 11 bank accounts. That was just our joint account. She had a best-selling book, remember? Where's that million dollars?"
"I believe she's incriminating herself and not thinking clearly. She wants me to look bad. I didn't want these things to be public or for this to be embarrassing."
Whose side are you on?