Jude Law, meet your love child!

No, seriously, here she is! Your hot baby mama, Samantha Burke, who you didn't even recall meeting (or sexing she revealed she was pregnant, is debuting the adorable offspring on the cover of Hello! Just thought you'd like to know!

Five-week-old Sophia sure looks cute on the British celebrity gossip magazine cover (and presumably the 14-page spread). But that'll be the first Jude's seen of her.

"There are no plans for it to happen at the moment, but I know he's busy," Burke says of her ex-lover and current meal ticket. "He'll fall in love when he sees her."

"She has Jude's chin and nose, and she does a little pout."

HELLO! THERE: Samantha Burke and Jude Law's daughter Sophia cash in.

In addition to pimping out the tyke, the 25-year-old aspiring model-actress also spills the beans on her baby-making dalliance with the Sherlock Holmes star.

The Florida-based brunette claims she and the father of four "went out several times. He was a lot of fun to be around, always making me laugh and smile."

The reverse wasn't true, apparently, as Jude is said to have not even remembered Sam until he was asked for a paternity test. Love at first sight, basically.

The actor, who has three children with his ex-wife, Sadie Frost, has yet to meet his youngest offspring, but Samantha Burke says it's only a matter of time.

She's hopeful they will eventually share a close relationship. Or that he at least keeps sending those checks. Dude's probably good for one of the two.