Brangelina Exposed, Only Not Really: New Book Calls Marriage a Sham

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For whatever reason, the failed marriage of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is up there with Jennifer Aniston dying alone and a Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart wedding on the list of scandalous gossip stories people are dying to read.

If you're a celebrity gossip magazine or an enterprising author, why let facts get in the way? So thought the creator of the December 1 tell-all, Brangelina Exposed.

Ian Halperin, an investigative journalist and author of July's bestseller Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, Brangelina Exposed promises to explain how the seemingly perfect couple "successfully manipulated the public."

What have we been manipulated into, you ask? "Believing a glamorous fairytale that bears little resemblance to the reality of the pair's life together." Obviously.

Basically, the Brangelina marriage is an act. Stop us if you've heard this one.

First on Halperin's agenda: Pitt's marriage to Jennifer Aniston (who supposedly had a secret meeting with him lately) and the "real reason" for their huge split.

Angelina and Brad Pic

ALL A SHAM: Or so books and tabloids would have you believe.

The heavily-sourced writer hones in on Jolie's "dark past," reporting "new details of her volatile relationship with and estrangement from her father Jon Voight.

Is that really news at this point? Does anyone care?

Angelina Jolie also battled suicidal impulses, heroin and sexual exploits on her way to becoming an Oscar-winning actress. Again, is this really book material?

Halperin will also introduce "the key figure behind the scenes who orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador." Anyone still awake?

At the present time, the author says Brangelina life is no fairy tale, and that a split may be coming - like, for real - before too long. Supposedly. Probably not.

"Jolie's personal lifestyle choices are not only affecting her growing family," a release says, "but causing serious and potentially irreparable tensions with Pitt."


me gustaria saber si llego el libro a Chile y en español
por que lo he buscado y aca nadie lo tiene ni lo conocen si me lo pueden decir se los agradeceria


I think its rather stupid that the person writing the blog, has such strong opinions on this matter, comsidering they didn't even realise that pitt and jolie aren't married, or even engaged! at the end of the day, if you wanna read this book, then go and read it. Most people will read it with a 'pinch of salt', as we all know that the media sensationalise the truth for there own benefit. However, in my experience, there is no smoke without fire and there always turns out to be some truth, in most media claims, even if its a distorted truth.


To bad Ang dragged Brad down to the sewers with her.He used to be something special but now the only role he would be suited to would be on the trailer park boys.I think he has suffered enough and he should be able to be free of her ,but hide his face in shame forever ,for being so incredably stupid ...he gave up everything for a piece of trash.(sadly shes not even pretty ,just unusual looking)
P.S. I hope he gets his bio-kids after hearing how she talks about them.(I hope hes embarrassed being linked to something like that!)


I personally do not care for the couple. Angelina is a btichy homebreaker and Brad is a two faced liar. Hope him and Jen never get back together. She deserves WAY better than him. I mean just look at Angies face above...Her mouth is 1/3 of her whole ace. How many teeth does she have in there anyway. Feels sorry for their kids.


Angelina practices black magic? Soon they'll be saying she eats children. For goodness sake, I don't want to spend money on a book full of hearsay. People should get on with their lives and leave Brad, Angelina and Jennifer alone.


r u an Angelina's friend?? I think so, you try to keep away people to the real story to exposed Angelina exactly as she is,.... stop it and leave us alone, if we want to buy and read the book is about our money, th way I feel that angelina practices black magician cause everything around her is strange even her parthnership with Brad....and Jen just sufered alot but don't fight for her true love...


I think we should give the Brangelina bio a chance, too. People are saying such negative things about it and it's author, but have they even read it? We should strive to be a more informed society. We can't just believe what the PR machine feeds us. We need to look at all angles of a story


So, from now on, people can only be credible journalists and biographers if they've lived with their subjects? So does that mean that we have to stop writing about Lincoln and Kennedy? Why can't we just give this book a chance? People feel that it's okay to say negative things about Ian Halperin (a man the majority of us don't know), but it's not okay for Halperin to say anything, negative or otherwise, about Brangelina (a couple he took the time to research.


I can’t get my eyes off from Brad and Angelina!
They are so hot! Can’t wait to read Halperin’s new book!
Anybody knows that guy... I mean he is pretty amazing!
All those biographies he wrote are incredible!!!!
I read the Kurt Cobain one and it was really good!


Well, I think if there are so many stories going around, the bunch of similar ones must be true. Aaand if brad wants to talk to jen, let him..they were hooked up before anyways. And you know what brad n ang are probley really lovely people too..but everyone just knows some of what happens in there life..con-troversy,con-troversy..people are to hard on them heeellllo..adbrayz a reported alco and lady ang is an ex unkyjay...hmm maybe these are where the real problems lie.not..I just hope the kids are okay.

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