Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton is alleged to be flaking on more business commitments and angering people in the process. Anyone else here totally surprised?

The only thing that we're surprised by is the continued existence of Paris Hilton’s celebrity “career.” Seriously, why can't and won't she go away forever?

She doesn't keep things interesting with late night meltdowns like Lindsay Lohan or konstantly kreate "news" like Kim Kardashian. She's just kinda there.

Which makes the news that Paris Hilton faces legal action in Germany for not turning up to events she’s being paid a fortune to do even more incredible.

What was she possibly doing instead? Doug Reinhardt, apparently.

Paris - with her loser BF in tow - reportedly pulled out of a series of events in Frankfurt over the weekend and instead refused to leave her hotel room.

We just hope Doug Reinhardt pulled out in said hotel room. The last thing we need are more rich, useless little ho-tel heiresses running around. God.

“Paris Hilton has dishonored all appointments and contracts - the dinner with 18 high-ranking guests, the appearance at the bar," says Michael Marx.

"We are deeply disappointed."

Hey, these things happen when you're Paris Hilton. Deal.