Cynics would say that a small dog abducted by a hungry coyote three days ago probably wouldn't be alive right now. And those cynics would be correct.
Still, Jessica Simpson isn't giving up yet.
"Still holding out hope despite the a--holes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby ... why would I stop searching?," she Twittered Wednesday.
At 8:13 p.m. Monday, Simpson says that her dog, a maltipoo she'd owned for five years, had been snatched by a coyote "right in front of her eyes" in L.A.
"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy," she wrote.
Sad as it is for Jessica Simpson to wrap her very small brain around, her precious Daisy is yesterday's news. And Monday's dinner. Side note: That hair is ridiculous!
By Wednesday, a dog-finding service, FindToto.com, had been making calls to some 1,000 of her neighbors. Jessica Simpson has also offered a reward.
On Tuesday night, at least, she took at least an hour break from searching and grieving for Daisy to pimp out her sister's new television program.
"Everyone watch my beautiful sister be a creepy b---h on Melrose Place tonight!!!" she wrote on Twitter at 10:10 p.m. Tuesday "Tune in! xoxo"
Ashlee is probably the single worst actor on a semi-major show since Andrew Shue on the original Melrose, but aside from that, the show ain't bad!
Here's Jessica's most recent Tweet re: her devoured dog ...