Tila Tequila can't decide between men and women.
But reality TV's most famous bisexual does know which gender she'd like to make her own someday:
"I definitely want to adopt a boy," Tila told Us Weekly at a book signing for Hooking Up With Tila Tequila in New York City earlier this week, adding:
"Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing. But... I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything."
Another billion? If that much money is available to someone that poses naked and makes potential suitors eat cow testicles, then how can we not bail out the auto industry?!?
No need to adjust your computer screens: Tila Tequila really is wearing clothes in this photo.
Tequila was also asked about Rikki and Vikki Ikki, as these twins have taken the bisexual torch from Tila and are starring in the MTV reality show, A Double Shot at Love.
"Shot at Love comes from the Tequila," the original star of that series said. "I don't know what shots they're taking, but it's not tequila."
Still, she added: "Best of luck!"