Hilarious Hook Up Alert: Justin Long and Tila Tequila!

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Wait. We thought Tila Tequila was a lesbian. We're so confused!

According to Page Six, Justin Long - yes, the Mac computer guy - was caught canoodling with the often-nude reality TV star on Halloween night.

Mourning Tila

The ex-boyfriend of Drew Barrymore and former fling of Kirsten Dunst hooked up with Tequila in Las Vegas, as sources say the pair were spotted at a Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked [Tila] to straddle him while making out."

Shockingly, she complied.

Hi. I'm a Mac... and I'm a pretend bisexual.

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tha question of tha year (drumroll please) WHO CARES? she's BI so its not a complete shocker


Pretend bisexual? Someone needs to look up in the dictionary to find out that bisexual is not lesbian. Bisexual is not straight. Bisexual is...


tila what happend to u and and guy who got a shot at love with u...come on gitl u hot and i though u guys were so gr8 together its a shame...


Justin, grab some self-respect for pity's sake. TILA TEQUILA? I can't even think of where you go from there. Damn.


Well, come one. The dude slightly resembles a skinny chic.


So the girl likes lots of sex from both sides! so what? It's not a choice that I myself would make, but as long as she's not hurting anybody, whats the big deal? Tons of people, have tons of sex, she just happens to be in the limelight.