Hilarious Hook Up Alert: Justin Long and Tila Tequila!

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Wait. We thought Tila Tequila was a lesbian. We're so confused!

According to Page Six, Justin Long - yes, the Mac computer guy - was caught canoodling with the often-nude reality TV star on Halloween night.

Mourning Tila

The ex-boyfriend of Drew Barrymore and former fling of Kirsten Dunst hooked up with Tequila in Las Vegas, as sources say the pair were spotted at a Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked [Tila] to straddle him while making out."

Shockingly, she complied.

Hi. I'm a Mac... and I'm a pretend bisexual.


tha question of tha year (drumroll please) WHO CARES? she's BI so its not a complete shocker


Pretend bisexual? Someone needs to look up in the dictionary to find out that bisexual is not lesbian. Bisexual is not straight. Bisexual is...


tila what happend to u and and guy who got a shot at love with u...come on gitl u hot and i though u guys were so gr8 together its a shame...


Justin, grab some self-respect for pity's sake. TILA TEQUILA? I can't even think of where you go from there. Damn.


Well, come one. The dude slightly resembles a skinny chic.


So the girl likes lots of sex from both sides! so what? It's not a choice that I myself would make, but as long as she's not hurting anybody, whats the big deal? Tons of people, have tons of sex, she just happens to be in the limelight.


Tila Tequila Biography

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Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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