T. H. Gossip Presents: A Supermodel-Scrub Showdown!
What is the world coming to?
Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis - yes, the racist, loathsome Greasy Bear! - were spotted hooking up. Unbelievable.
On a similarly weird, if less oily note, mediocre NBA player Marko Jaric somehow got supermodel Adriana Lima to sign him to a lifetime deal.
Greasy and Miranda - who just dumped Orlando Bloom - have actually been linked more than once. The latter was seen last night at the ESPYs.
We don't know which pair is more shocking:
How do dudes like Marko Jaric (left) and Brandon Davis score Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr (right)? That's not a rhetorical question, we really don't know.
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July 17th, 2008 9:27 PM
This Miranda Kerr person is a moron. Anyone who dumps Orlando Bloom deserves Greasy!