Samantha Ronson is "Husband," Lindsay Lohan "Wife"

Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

Everyone assumes they're an item - but the inner workings of the Lindsay Lohan-Samantha Ronson romance have been a mystery. Until now.

Sam and Lindsay

Well, according to Star, Samantha Ronson is taking on the role of "husband" in her odd domestic relationship with Lohan (to the surprise of no one).

They also like role-playing! Says the "insider" source: "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"

Another source tells the celebrity news magazine, "They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And yes, they share a bed."

According to Star, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are not so different from your standard couple, doing domestic, everyday things as shopping for sex toys together. They are also said to have a "pact" to stay thin.

This isn't the first time insiders have spoken out on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Lohan's friend Cory Kennedy has said:

"Lindsay just feels safe with her. I think that they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay's in. It's a trust thing. I think the most important thing in a relationship is, really, trust. That's what their relationship thrives on. I love the fact that Samantha and Lindsay are both really happy."

Mmm hmm. Wonder how really happy Samantha and Lindsay are about those so "close" to them continuing to speak out about their role-playing.



13 Comments

  1. dwight Says:

    If She is a Lesbian, What A total Waste!
    Especially if she with the Ronson IT.
    If She's Gonna be a Lesbian She Could Be with Someone who At least Looks Hot

    Sigh!!! What A Waste

  2. CT Says:

    Yeah, both of them look like they're dirt and unwashed. So many similarities and they gotta love each other for that...

  3. julie Says:

    they are lying

  4. Jarilyn Ashley Says:

    Considering the path that Lindsey appeared to be on... Samantha is a blessing. So lets alll be happy and hope one day we can all be content with our significant other..... gay or straight!

  5. Hilaryfan Says:

    Why media is interrupting in her life i think she should just be herself.... go on girl and just be yourself!!!!

  6. sam Says:

    oh camon they`re a great couple...whats the problem...lov is for all...fine ladies...and look so in lov...........

  7. sam Says:

    oh camon they`re a great couple...whats the problem...lov is for all...fine ladies...and look so in lov...........

  8. sam Says:

    oh camon they`re a great couple...whats the problem...lov is for all...fine ladies...and look so in lov...........

  9. marta Says:

    i agree.

  10. luwizi Says:

    maone chaiwo how can she date a woman after having so many man.I think its a matter of getting in touch with one inner self hope fully she will one day.

  11. HilaryHe Says:

    Don't really care if she's actually lesbian......well I think it's only because she gets sick of hooking up with guys n that's a relief for her with Samantha....tho I don't really think Sam looks like a perfect typa lesbian

  12. millie miranda Says:

    oh gosh!! i'm just getting to know about the fact lindsay is a lesbien now!! i'm really surprised about that! well, but all the same i love her and admire her so much... Eth is OK! let her live her life!.....love u linds!!

  13. junior Says:

    dats so foolish thye have so many nice guys u gin go wit a girl dats so retarded anyway its ur life one day we u have children or so trust me u too will regret how u tink u child will feel to know his mother is a lesbian tink people tink geezzzzzz hope u gin be happy dats all i can say


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