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Wanna vomit at the thought of listen to Ali Lohan’s first single?

The 14-year-old has released “All the Way Around” exclusively to People Magazine. She would have done so to The Hollywood Gossip, but we think her and her family are spawns of Satan.

Asked how her upcoming album compares to that of fellow teen star Miley Cyrus, Ali said:

“She’s really good. But I have different music than her. It’s a different vibe — it’s definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.”

And what about a duet with Lindsay Lohan?

“I think that would be awesome,” Ali said.

To put it mildly, our staff disagrees.