Lynne Spears, mother of Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears, has always been known for her deep desire to cash in commitment to strong parenting.
Her memoir - yes, her f*%king memoir - which was delayed last winter amid Jamie Lynn getting knocked up at 16, will be now released this fall.
Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is the title. We're serious. Sorry, we're a little thrown off by this.
The book will chronicle Lynne Spears' pimping out raising of Britney, 26, and Jamie Lynn, 17, and how she ruined their lives for the sake of money groomed them into stars while coming from small-town Louisiana.
Lynne Spears (middle) and her two prized possessions loving daughters.
"When Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant, the book was put on hold," a representative for Spears' publisher, Thomas Nelson Inc., said.
"But Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for CA$H her children and tell their stories through her eyes."
"[It] will not be a parenting book," the rep said of the book, which was originally set to be titled simply Pop Culture Mom.
"It's [Lynne Spears] telling her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It's a memoir."
This book should come with a noose - if you buy it, there's really no point in going on. At least the weather's warm where Lynne's going.