Troubled singer Britney Spears may be ready to move out of her place in the Hollywood Hills - to become a full-fledged Valley girl - Calabasas style, baby.
Ding dang it! That'll be so awesome, y'all! Oh emm gee!!!
According to TMZ, Britney is "looking like crazy" to buy a house in a very exclusive part of Calabasas (former home to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey among others) located in the San Fernando Valley, north of L.A.
There are two sets of guard gates keeping Britney Spears' potential new 'hood from the common folk (and celebrity gossip photographers), so her father / protector, Jamie Spears, is surely happy about the idea.
The new pad would also be closer (and certainly more accessible) to the FedEx man and their kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James (pictured)
You may recall that K-Fed lives in the L.A. neighborhood of Tarzana, which is just a quick jaunt down the 101 Freeway ... mom of the year!
Regardless of what Brit wants, Jamie Spears will have to give it the OK.
Court documents released Monday prove he's working hard for it, to say the least.
He's Britney Spears' full-time bitch - running errands, cooking, buying groceries, paying her bills, managing her medical care, etc.
In addition to these mundane little things, Jamie spends his days and nights as his daughter's pal - to "ensure her comfort and well-being."
Gotta give him credit - the amount of sightings of British, pants-less Britney has plummeted since he went on the payroll.