The Hills are alive with the sound of cash registers.
Unlike Victoria Beckham's dVb collection - which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann's - Heidi Montag's clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at the Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson.
Memo to Posh Spice: Guess it's easier to sell crappy $40 jeans than crappy $250 ones. Drop the price of dVb offerings by, say, $200 and try again! Then maybe you can be in the same league as Heidi Montag!
NOTE: We can't believe we just wrote that, either.
Sadly for those of you seeking to wear Heidi Montag-inspired clothes right this minute, Kitson won't be getting a new shipment of Heidi's line until the summer or fall collection comes out.