In breaking celebrity fashion news, Heidi Montag debuted her clothing line, entitled Heidiwood, at a Friday evening fashion show in Hollywood, Calif.
Breathe, people. Breathe.
Models hit the catwalk to model Heidi's fashion label as "music" from her upcoming, as-yet-untitled pop album blared over the sound system.
So sorry we had to miss this event.
Heidi Montag, 21, worked the runway in sky-high black stiletto platform pumps, short black shorts and a midriff-baring, zebra print halter top.
"I love zebra print!" she said. "I'm obsessed with it!"
Somehow we don't see Heidi-wood sales skyrocketing.
The real head-turning moment of the night came when Spencer Pratt popped on stage and gave Heidi Montag two dozen long-stemmed pink roses before kissing her on the lips. You may vomit at will, fans of The Hills.
"I mean, you know, we're up, we're down," Montag said of her relationship with Spencer after the show. "It's just the routine."
Though they are not living together, "the bottom line is that we love each other," the former best friend of Lauren Conrad added. "We always have and we're just trying to figure out our stuff, like every other couple."