Much to the dismay of millions (not) the Juice may never be loose again.
Sources report that OJ Simpson has been officially charged with kidnapping along with seven other felonies stemming from his crazed (and "alleged") armed robbery of a sports merchandise dealer in Las Vegas late last week.
The former football star and double murderer will face those charges, along with an additional misdemeanor, Wednesday morning in court.
Tuesday's charges differ slightly from the original six against OJ Simpson at the time he was thrown in jail Sunday, with prosecutors on Tuesday announcing that they had added felony kidnapping with a deadly weapon to the list.
If convicted, O.J. Simpson could face up to 30 years on each robbery count.
Three of the Juice's co-defendants were charged with the same felonies, as well as with a misdemeanor charge of conspiracy to commit a crime.
The charges include conspiracy to commit a kidnapping, kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon, burglary with use of a deadly weapon, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, assault with a deadly weapon and coercion with a deadly weapon.
All in a day's work for the slime of humanity, a criminally insane, knife-wielding killer who's somehow allowed to roam the streets of this country.
At Wednesday's hearing, projected to last just five minutes, bail will likely be discussed. Considered a flight risk, Simpson is currently being held without bail.
Here's hoping they let him out and he tries to flee for Mexico, sparking a massive manhunt. Al Cowlings is reportedly gassing up the Bronco as we speak.