Paris Hilton is Scared in Jail

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Paris Hilton's pussy isn't alone in feeling scared. Reportedly, its owner can now relate.

TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of Paris' second day in the slammer. Simply put, they say the promiscuous lawbreaker is very afraid.

The celebrity gossip sources say Hilton has been crying on the phone, whining about not sleeping or eating. Paris says her cell is "freezing cold." She has three little blankets and no pillow. Moreover, the room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space.

Sleep isn't the only problem. There is also no Stavros Niarchos to have sex with. Oh, and Paris says she has no appetite and has eaten almost nothing.

Somewhere - probably from underneath Joel Madden - close friend Nicole Richie is proud of this development.

TMZ also reports that inmates actually struck up a chant when Paris went back to her cell yesterday. As she walked by they struck up a chorus, "Paris! Paris! Paris!" We're told she smiled and waved.

Some inmates have reportedly been coming up to her cell door, mostly to say hi.

One inmate said, "You don't deserve to be here." Another made an origami butterfly from a magazine page and slipped it under her door. Another slipped a drawing book under her door.

Shemar Moore can only hope fellow criminals are as nice to him if he's sentenced to the slammer.

Meanwhile, Paris still has a full three weeks left on her prison stay. By the time she gets out, Esmee Denters may be a bigger name than she is.

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poor paris i drive buzzed ALL the time and without my liscense because im only 15 (3 more months YAY) but NO ONE ever notices or cares hehe. maybe in LA there are more cops, but I bet the jails are better there